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joke with punchline for you humiliation fetishists Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Thursday, 09 April 2009 14:03
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve.

So, how is everything going?" inquired God.

It's all so beautiful" she replied. "Everything is wonderful, but I have one problem. It's these breasts you've given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I'm constantly knocking them with my arms."
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best April Fools prank Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Thursday, 02 April 2009 13:58
IMO, the best prank this year was from The Guardian, the 188-year-old British newspaper.
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Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Children For The Apocalypse? Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Tuesday, 24 March 2009 13:30
The Onion is often funny, but this video is utterly HILARIOUS!
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bad pun from Talia... Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Sunday, 15 March 2009 13:18
This cartoon is from XKCD, the geek's comic.

It reminded me of a bad pun Talia made recently.
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an Irish blonde in a casino Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Thursday, 05 March 2009 17:59
A friend sent me this in email and it cracked me up...
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amusing quote Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Sunday, 22 February 2009 12:00
I ran across this amusing quote on a forum recently; a guy said his wife sent it to him...
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joke: twenty dollars Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Wednesday, 11 February 2009 16:55
Like everyone else out there, I get tons of stuff forwarded from friends, jokes, causes, "thoughtful" stuff, whatever.

And like most of you, 99% of what I get I've seen a thousand times before.

But this racey joke was a new one on me and cracked me up.

Enjoy!
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internet time traveler Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Tuesday, 03 February 2009 05:14
This so cracked me up.
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shave tonight Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Monday, 19 January 2009 09:48
Everyone! Remember to shave your crotch tonight!
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Lizzy the Lezzy Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Tuesday, 13 January 2009 07:15
If you haven't run across Lizzy before, she's a freaking hilarious muff-muncher.

Here's the first five episodes...
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The Dildo Song Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Thursday, 08 January 2009 12:54
This is funniest if you remember the old Slinky commercial...

WARNING: this is one of those songs that gets stuck in your head.
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pussies and whips Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Friday, 02 January 2009 10:02
Yes, plural of both.

It's not quite what you think...
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another Family Guy clip Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Sunday, 28 December 2008 04:43
I can't resists a Family Guy joke; this one involves Stewie describing what he will do to Lois and Brian enjoying the description...
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two cute cartoons from BDSM Circle Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Thursday, 18 December 2008 22:17
Two funnies courtesy of BDSM circle...
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Christmas morning Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Thursday, 04 December 2008 10:47
I'm busy with other projects now, so mostly it's just Johanna posting here, but this was too funny for me not to bop over and share...
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kinky Thanksgiving turkey Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Thursday, 20 November 2008 17:23
Ohmigawd, I laughed so hard, I was choking.

You just may piss your panties over this.
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a couple humorous pictures Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Sunday, 09 November 2008 17:04
Johanna says I should really post something else before I post another political post, cause everyone is sick of the election.

So I found a couple humorous pictures...
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a comic storyline for sissies Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:26
SinFest is one of the comics I read daily. A while back, they had a storyline about the characters living in a woman-ruled world, "The Matriarchy."
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couple funnies: Darth Vinyl and Nerdrotica Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Thursday, 16 October 2008 23:23
Sorry we were missing in action, folks. We had a family emergency to deal with. But we're back and will double-blog until caught up. Also, check our updated NF and chat schedule.

Here's a post for those who enjoy having their silly bone tickled.
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small dick humiliation via Something Positive Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Saturday, 04 October 2008 00:39
SomeThing Positive is one of my favorite comic strips. I was recently rereading the archive and just had to post this gem:
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SNL does Palin again Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:54
Governor Palin is th best thing that's happened to comedy since Dan Quayle. She's even easier to mock! This is too funny...
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"I Feel Pretty" video clips Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Friday, 19 September 2008 12:00
Lately, Lady Johanna has been talking to a lot of crossdressers on the phone and indulging in sissification of the puppy. As such, there's been a lot of conversation here on the topic, which made me think of this and has frankly gotten it stuck in my head.
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Palin-Clinton skit Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Sunday, 14 September 2008 22:33
Saturday Night Live did a great skit about the women in our current US election:
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Is the Republican party pandering to submissives? Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Wednesday, 03 September 2008 10:02
As I watch this soap opera unfold over the past few days, it's not that bizarre that she's inexperienced, that's she's a reactionary, that her teenage daughter is pregnant, that she did/didn't have an affair with her husband's partner, that she wants her state to secede from the US. No, the most bizarre thing is... the Republicans nominated a dominant dyke for VP!
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humiliation scene courtesy of Weird Al Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Monday, 01 September 2008 17:32
Master Yankovic did a song called "You're Pitiful" which is a take-off on James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"; we present it here (and if you don't like male doms, pretend it's a forced bi scene):
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the safety word is banana Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Thursday, 28 August 2008 09:21
After the previous Family Guy post, someone reminded us of this scene, so I hunted down the clip:
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The Masochism Tango Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Wednesday, 20 August 2008 23:17
Based on comments, it seems our readers like silliness better than sexiness, thus we present The Masochism Tango by Tom Lehrer:
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Family Guy does phone sex E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Thursday, 14 August 2008 20:04
If you're a Family Guy fan (as we are), this is freaking hilarious! Check out this clip:
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