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bizarre Japanese robot chick Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Saturday, 14 March 2009 13:06
I don't have a category for "just fucking bizarre" or this Japanese robot chick would definitely be in that category.

Why doesn't she have nipples?!?!?

Check out the video inside to see her in action.
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poll: what do you guys want from this site? Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Friday, 27 February 2009 13:27
I was looking at stats the other day and noticed that we've been getting about 250 unique visitors every day for the past several months.

So some of you like what we're doing, but I don't really know which bits you like or what you want. I'd like some feedback.
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Valentine's gift for Johanna Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Saturday, 14 February 2009 23:21
This is a valentine for Johanna from me based on imagery from Betty Dodson's "Sex For One."
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comment problem Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Tuesday, 06 January 2009 03:33
We had some weird problem here for a while, a bunch of the December posts went up as 2009 instead of 2008. I guess the server time was wrong for a bit or something.

Anyways, I've since fixed it, which involved changing the dates on all the posts. But one of the side effects was we didn't see comments.
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a bottle of champagne, a plate of cookies and thou... Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Thursday, 01 January 2009 02:42
(with apologies to Edward Fitzgerald for butchering his poem in the title)

Christmas is over; the family is gone. The fridge is piled full of leftovers, so no one has to cook. One settles down to the real holiday, the private holiday.
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availability for phone domination Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Wednesday, 31 December 2008 08:38
I'm sorry I haven't been around much; those of you paying attention may have noticed I never even updated my availability page throughout December.

We were hosting my family for Christmas this year and that involved an awful lot of planning, shopping, wrapping, cooking, baking, etc that has kept me very busy. I hope to be more available in January. Meanwhile...
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Seasons Greetings from Talia & Johanna Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Thursday, 25 December 2008 23:40
Seasons Greetings from Talia & Johanna
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female genital anatomy video by Betty Dodson Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Wednesday, 24 December 2008 23:14
Betty Dodson appears to believe that true freedom for women consists of life as an all-you-can-cum buffet, a sentiment I heartily agree with. She is also the author of Sex For One - The Joy of Selfloving, the famous female masturbation instruction manual which has taught many about self-pleasuring.
In this video, she draws the entire female genital structure from the inside out, beginning with the internal structures she calls the "internal clitoris."
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rollover in Donner Pass Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Tuesday, 16 December 2008 20:18
As many of you know, I used to be a truck driver, before I decided to settle down in PA with Talia.

I didn't get out to CA often, usually they only send teams out that far, and I only drove team briefly. But I have driven the exact bit of highway in this video.

One driver had a cam and caught the rollover of the other truck, which was quite obviously going too damned fast.
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I Am a Giant by Melissa Etheridge Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Tuesday, 09 December 2008 15:42
Not sure whether to categories this under fetish (for the giantess fetish) or political (for the folks who made the video) or what.

Melissa Etheridge is my favorite musician of all time. I mean, her music is the biggest turn on outside of sex for me. I was listening to an album the other day, and this song came on.

Melissa said she wrote this song about how overwhelmed she was when she visited Germany after the Berlin Wall came down. The song first came out when the first gay marriages were occurring in San Francisco and that is the association it has always had for me. But now that Johanna has come out-of-the-closet about her giantess fantasy, it had an entirely different flavor to me!

So I hunted it down on YouTube to share with you:
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chat, Twitter and a new Niteflirt listing Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Wednesday, 12 November 2008 17:47
Chat on our site is via schedule and it's apparently hard for folks to catch me, so I went ahead and grabbed myself accounts for AIM, ICQ, MSN and Yahoo! If you'd like to chat before you call, you can purchase whichever ID you'd like for $5 on my main Niteflirt listing:

I also signed up for a Twitter account and so far, it looks a bit addictive.
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update on how to publish an RSS feed in a Niteflirt listing Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Monday, 20 October 2008 17:43
This is a follow-up on my previous post about how to install an RSS feeder in a Niteflirt ad. We were seeing an intermittent problem with the Flash RSS reader we were using in our Niteflirt ads, so looked for a better solution.

Our criteria: it had to work and it had to be free. There's lots more out there if you Google for "Flash RSS reader," but we only looked at the freebies. Here's what we ended up with:
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for Daniel Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Friday, 10 October 2008 04:49
 This is for one of my phone slaves. The rest of you will probably find it boring.

Daniel, I miss you.
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problem with comments Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Wednesday, 08 October 2008 23:28
We had a bit of an issue after we upgraded our Joomla installation: the box for adding comments in our blog was not showing intermittently. We installed and upgrade to the yvComment extension in hopes of fixing the problem.

Unfortunately during this process, we lost the URLs many of you link to your comments due to a Joomla bug.
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Winner of the Elite Fetish Award! Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Friday, 03 October 2008 00:44
We're pleased as punch to announce we have won the Elite Fetish Award. Woohoo!
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how to publish an RSS Feed in a Niteflirt listing Print E-mail
Written by Mistress Talia   
Thursday, 18 September 2008 11:22
I spent a lot of time trying to figure this out, so am blogging about it so as to pass on the knowledge to other PSOs.

Basically, I wanted to put an RSS feed of the Sadistic Domme blog into my Niteflirt ad. But there's a lot of limitations to what you can do with a Niteflirt ad. Because of those limitations, most of the ways to publish your RSS feed into your ad won't work.
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Lady Johanna voice sample Print E-mail
Written by Lady Johanna   
Monday, 15 September 2008 19:41
Check this out and if you have any advice, please comment below. I finally figured out how to make a decent sound recording:
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